Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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