cancer

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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brandon ya twwat

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