What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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I said I hate niiggers

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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