- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

mc hammers income.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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