What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

The Barackness Monster

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Get in the car.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

She said no

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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