What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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