Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Badgers are cool

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

justin bieber

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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