What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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