- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Two english guys meet at work

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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