Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

whats 2+2? math.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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