Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Dogs in my home.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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your mother

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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