Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Fiats

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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