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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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