What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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i like pie.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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