Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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