Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What time is it? 10:58

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Shut the cork up!

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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crap!!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Cheese stick

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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