What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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i dont like chris

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Knock knock

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here kitty kitty

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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