- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

How old is your mom? Old.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Cleveland winning something

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Black People

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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