Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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these are shit

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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