guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

men's rights.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why did the book disappear?

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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