What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Tell you something funny.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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