- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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