In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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WNBA

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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