A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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whats long and green? weed

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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She said no

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Anti Joke

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