- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Harry Styles

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

raisin boogers

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what time is it? 3:16

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