How old is your mom? Old.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Women's rights.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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