Wy did the chicken?

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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charlie sheen losing

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Minecraft.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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People Order Our Patties

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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