Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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