Knock, knock. *answers door*

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Your all fags

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A mans opinion.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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rape that shit

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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