- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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