How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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