Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Knock knock Come in

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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No, Trinidad.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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E= McVagina

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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