There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Knock knock Come in

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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No, Trinidad.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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I never asked for this.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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