Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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That's not what she said.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Once upon a cross

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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womens rights

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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