Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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why does column have a letter n?

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Your biggest fan.

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