- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

EGGPLANT

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Women's rights

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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