How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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nipple

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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You're*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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