Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

A women's opinion.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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