Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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