- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Republicans

Yeah right loser!

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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