What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Scott Gomez

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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s e m e n

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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