- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

It smells like triangles in here.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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