A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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No.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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