Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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No.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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u jelly?

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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