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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Cleveland winning something

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

you are a åsshole :)

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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