- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Why did the book disappear?

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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