Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Womens' Rights

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

woman's rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Anti Joke

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