What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Woman rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Pinus Testicles

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Trashcan!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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