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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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