Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Give me thumbs up!

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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