- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Get in the car.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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