- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's an Anti Joke?

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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