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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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