Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Guess What! HI!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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The Detroit Lions

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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