I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Give me thumbs up!

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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