What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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chuck norris

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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