guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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