Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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