wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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