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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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