- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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