Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Anti Joke

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