1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Anti Joke

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