- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Your mums a penis joke.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Whats white and sticky fluff

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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