If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

a man walked into a bar ouch

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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