- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Blarg, with ritalin everything tastes like cardboard, but on the bright side I can taste, lucky me I am so handsome the ones that attacked us did not want to ruin "my pretty face", so I just got a few cuts before I broke his, they never see a steel fist arriving you know... Listen, you are wrong, you gotta think less about me, and much more about yourself, you feel like you should worry more about me emotionally, but worry about your feelings more despite that because I can more or less hear your body saying "please take care of me", I mean I can more or less hear the urges and needs of women, thats why I am so good around them, I dont put them in a trance "vampire style" i just make them feel safe around me because it is safe around me, I am safe at all times because I am who I am. Listen, worry about your needs, turn of all mental alarms, I can sense (I dont know how, Richard Bandler put that into me) that you are in lack of sleep, food and sleep (I can sense it now, you havent slept well since you thought I was dead, it makes logical sense, it always does, its not magic, its the human potential unleashed) So take care of yourself, turn of your body`s needs one by one, shower, eat, drink (eat something good), and if you are at the couch, go get a pillow and lie down, this is about you, because I cant feel well if those I love and care about dont feel well okay? Please allow me to sleep easily and try getting some sleep yourself even if my guys are 15 minutes away. Let me know that you feel better.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken