- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

kkk

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??