- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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