- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

"33"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

knock knock Labrinth come in

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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