Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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