- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

knock knock Labrinth come in

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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