KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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how may i help you

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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falling didnt make the difference

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Anti Joke

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