What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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