Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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civil rights

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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