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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

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