Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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hey guys what's up?

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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