- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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