Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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