- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

hey guys what's up?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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