How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Anti Joke

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