Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Women's rights

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Justin Beiber

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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A black guy gets a job...

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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