Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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