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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Membean

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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