- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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