why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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