what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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