my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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