How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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WNBA

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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girls basketball

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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