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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why is pi? Because circles.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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