Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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WNBA

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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girls basketball

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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You're*

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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