- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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