- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Black people

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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