- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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