- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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