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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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