whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Women's rights

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Yo momma so fat, she died.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Justin Beiber

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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