What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Mark Wilson

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Womens rights !

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

pickle sniffer

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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