- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

Anything involving women..

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

My life :(

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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