- Anti Joke

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker