Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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