Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

whats black? a black man

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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