What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Anything involving women..

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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