Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Jersey Shore

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

These Jokes suck.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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