Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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