What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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