How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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These Jokes suck.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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