Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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