- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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