Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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hi

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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whats black? a black man

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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