A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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why does column have a letter n?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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