How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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