Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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are you gay does your mom know

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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