Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

knock knock Come in!!!

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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