Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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