Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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A midget walks under a bar

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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YOU

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Neither does he.

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Women's rights.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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