if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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