- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Your all fags

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Donkey lips

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

squirrels with massive bonerss

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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