A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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