A guy trips a blind man.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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homework

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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womens rights

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Anti Joke

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