Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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